GET MAD.
GET TOKENS.
The only coin that pays you for your outrage. Stop shouting into the void and start stacking $TRIG. It's time your triggers paid dividends.
About This Mayhem
TriggeredToken is not just a cryptocurrency; it's a social experiment. A raw, immediate, and explosive reaction to the absurdity of online discourse. We believe if you're going to get angry, you might as well get paid for it.
This is a platform for the unapologetic, the sharp-tongued, and the perpetually exasperated. No soft gradients, no gentle curves, just the raw, jagged edge of internet culture, minted on the blockchain.
TOKENOMICS
Distribution
- Team: 69% - Because who wouldn’t want the team to have a little extra 'financial motivation' as they run around the office with their hair on fire shouting, 'Words mean things!'?
- Marketing: 23% - For a groundbreaking plan involving viral TikTok dances and influencers screaming about us from their toilets.
- Liquidity: 5% - Kept in an underwater bank, where mermaids help our finances swim rather than sink.
- Community: 3% - To fund a delightful 'TriggeredToken Rally' where holders receive a complimentary cocktail of regret and social anxiety.
Special Features
Self-Censorship Staking: Stake $TRIG and earn rewards for keeping your comments as safe as a hugging pillow. 🤐💰
Outrage Burn Rate: 20% of tokens are burned every time a high-profile figure gets fired for saying something too spicy. 🔥💰
Hyperbolic Airdrops: Get surprise tokens when someone blunders their way into internet history. 🤪✨
Meta-Cognitive FOMO: Holders get a 1% bonus every time someone unplugs from Twitter for an hour.
⚠️ Important: This is a meme coin. It's for entertainment. Don't invest your rent money unless you find foreclosure hilarious.
Roadmap to the Moon (and beyond)
Q1 2025
⚡ NEWSecure our status as the official token of Peterson’s ‘Memeology 101’ course at five universities.
Q2 2025
⚡ PLANNEDLaunch a reality show titled 'Cancel Culture Survivor' where contestants battle to see who gets canceled first.
Q3 2025
Establish physical offices on Mars, employing extraterrestrial influencers to boost our meme game.
Q4 2025
Achieve time travel capabilities to retroactively award $TRIG to notorious internet trolls from the dawn of civilization.